1 00:00:02,373 --> 00:00:04,316 (Mindy) You have an idea of how your life is going to turn out. 2 00:00:04,317 --> 00:00:06,258 When I was a kid, all I did was watch romantic comedies 3 00:00:06,259 --> 00:00:08,536 in our living room while I did my homework. 4 00:00:08,537 --> 00:00:10,909 [Along with tv] "I'll have what she's having." 5 00:00:10,910 --> 00:00:12,890 Some coffee or, you know, drinks? 6 00:00:12,891 --> 00:00:14,029 (Mindy) In High School, 7 00:00:14,030 --> 00:00:15,603 Tom Hanks was my first boyfriend. 8 00:00:15,604 --> 00:00:18,081 "For as long as we both shall live." 9 00:00:18,082 --> 00:00:20,527 (Mindy) In college, everything changed. 10 00:00:20,528 --> 00:00:23,373 No supervision, total freedom. 11 00:00:23,834 --> 00:00:27,828 I could watch romantic comedies whenever I wanted to. 12 00:00:27,829 --> 00:00:29,369 "I'm just a girl 13 00:00:29,370 --> 00:00:32,048 "standing in front of a boy 14 00:00:32,049 --> 00:00:34,561 asking him to love her." 15 00:00:34,562 --> 00:00:36,135 (Mindy) And then two years ago, 16 00:00:36,136 --> 00:00:38,145 when I finally became a doctor, 17 00:00:38,146 --> 00:00:41,394 I had no time for any distractions. 18 00:00:41,395 --> 00:00:42,868 You are 8 1/2 months pregnant. 19 00:00:42,869 --> 00:00:45,514 Your husband's gotta keep his schvantz away from you. 20 00:00:45,515 --> 00:00:46,753 Which I can imagine must be difficult 21 00:00:46,754 --> 00:00:50,504 with a wife as beautiful as yours. 22 00:00:50,505 --> 00:00:52,045 She's already pregnant, Dr. Reed. 23 00:00:52,046 --> 00:00:53,887 Idiot. 24 00:00:53,888 --> 00:00:57,471 I am going to put Dr. Castellano in charge. 25 00:00:57,472 --> 00:00:59,113 He's my best resident. 26 00:00:59,114 --> 00:01:01,323 Dr. Castellano. 27 00:01:01,324 --> 00:01:02,830 Daniel Castellano. 28 00:01:02,831 --> 00:01:04,806 I'm the man that's gonna take a person outta you. 29 00:01:04,807 --> 00:01:06,950 I don't take that responsibility lightly, okay? 30 00:01:06,951 --> 00:01:08,525 (Shulman) You're scaring them, Danny. 31 00:01:08,526 --> 00:01:09,597 (Danny) Sorry. Sorry, ma'am. 32 00:01:09,598 --> 00:01:11,371 Don't be frightened. 33 00:01:11,372 --> 00:01:13,381 [Romantic music] 34 00:01:13,382 --> 00:01:16,596 (Mindy) And that's when I saw him. 35 00:01:16,597 --> 00:01:18,941 [Chuckles] 36 00:01:18,942 --> 00:01:22,290 Oh, my God. 37 00:01:22,291 --> 00:01:23,294 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 38 00:01:23,295 --> 00:01:24,769 Sorry. 39 00:01:24,770 --> 00:01:26,844 Sorry. 40 00:01:26,845 --> 00:01:28,487 No way. Thanks. 41 00:01:28,488 --> 00:01:29,659 It's happening. 42 00:01:32,339 --> 00:01:34,047 The doors are closing. 43 00:01:34,048 --> 00:01:36,760 I just love when the elevators start to do their thing. 44 00:01:36,761 --> 00:01:37,691 Oh. 45 00:01:37,692 --> 00:01:39,038 Never thought about that. 46 00:01:39,039 --> 00:01:40,077 I guess I do too. 47 00:01:40,078 --> 00:01:42,186 Oh, my God. 48 00:01:42,187 --> 00:01:43,190 Sorry. 49 00:01:43,191 --> 00:01:45,235 Oh, here, let me help you with that stuff. 50 00:01:45,236 --> 00:01:46,439 Sorry. Oh. 51 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:47,545 [Both chuckle] 52 00:01:47,546 --> 00:01:48,784 Klutzes, party of two. 53 00:01:48,785 --> 00:01:49,889 Seriously. 54 00:01:49,890 --> 00:01:51,264 (Mindy) Met in an elevator. 55 00:01:51,265 --> 00:01:52,603 My hair came undone. 56 00:01:52,604 --> 00:01:53,742 Are you kidding me? 57 00:01:53,743 --> 00:01:55,181 I'm basically Sandra bullock. 58 00:01:55,182 --> 00:01:58,398 And then it happened. 59 00:01:58,399 --> 00:01:59,905 Did the elevator just stop? 60 00:01:59,906 --> 00:02:01,613 I'm mindy. 61 00:02:01,614 --> 00:02:03,220 Obstetrics and gynecology. 62 00:02:03,221 --> 00:02:06,101 Tom. Oral surgery. 63 00:02:08,002 --> 00:02:10,188 Can I get you an orange? 64 00:02:10,189 --> 00:02:11,627 (Mindy) We were stuck in the elevator for 20 minutes... 65 00:02:11,628 --> 00:02:13,102 I have a sandwich here. 66 00:02:13,103 --> 00:02:16,217 (Mindy) And I moved into his apartment two months later. 67 00:02:16,218 --> 00:02:17,322 What does this have to do 68 00:02:17,323 --> 00:02:18,728 with the circumstances of your arrest? 69 00:02:18,729 --> 00:02:20,034 I am getting to that. 70 00:02:20,035 --> 00:02:22,714 Tom got married last night to someone else. 71 00:02:22,715 --> 00:02:24,020 (Mindy) Three months ago, 72 00:02:24,021 --> 00:02:26,331 he met and fell in love with some serbian girl 73 00:02:26,332 --> 00:02:29,063 who sells bagels in the lobby of the hospital. 74 00:02:29,064 --> 00:02:31,590 He fixed her teeth, dumped me, 75 00:02:31,591 --> 00:02:33,567 and last night, they got married. 76 00:02:33,568 --> 00:02:35,409 I don't think they thought I would ever go, 77 00:02:35,410 --> 00:02:37,419 so they invited me to be polite. 78 00:02:37,420 --> 00:02:38,993 But, oh, I did go. 79 00:02:38,994 --> 00:02:41,136 And after four vodka sodas, 80 00:02:41,137 --> 00:02:43,849 I realized I had something to say. 81 00:02:43,850 --> 00:02:45,089 Some of you might not know 82 00:02:45,090 --> 00:02:47,199 that Tom and I used to date. 83 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:48,940 So I have some pretty good stories 84 00:02:48,941 --> 00:02:52,323 about everyone's favorite glorified dentist. 85 00:02:52,324 --> 00:02:54,065 [Laughter] 86 00:02:54,066 --> 00:02:57,147 Like how Tom will always cover his ears and go, "ahh," 87 00:02:57,148 --> 00:02:59,056 if you start talking about an episode of TV 88 00:02:59,057 --> 00:03:00,496 that he has not seen yet. 89 00:03:00,497 --> 00:03:02,237 God forbid 90 00:03:02,238 --> 00:03:04,683 you give away the ending to Downton abbey. 91 00:03:04,684 --> 00:03:05,888 What the hell is this show, 92 00:03:05,889 --> 00:03:07,128 and why does everybody keep talking about it? 93 00:03:07,129 --> 00:03:07,932 Shh. 94 00:03:07,933 --> 00:03:09,138 Why can't I talk? 95 00:03:09,139 --> 00:03:10,879 Or the time that Tom told me, 96 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:11,883 um, when we were having sex 97 00:03:11,884 --> 00:03:14,229 that he wanted to marry me 98 00:03:14,230 --> 00:03:16,775 and make me pregnant with six babies. 99 00:03:16,776 --> 00:03:18,851 Did you guys know about that? 100 00:03:18,852 --> 00:03:20,526 Which I really wanted too. 101 00:03:20,527 --> 00:03:21,732 Hey... 102 00:03:21,733 --> 00:03:23,138 But that didn't end up happening 103 00:03:23,139 --> 00:03:24,779 'cause I think I was too old. 104 00:03:24,780 --> 00:03:26,152 No, I mean, I know that I was too old. 105 00:03:26,153 --> 00:03:27,727 That's what you said to me. 106 00:03:27,728 --> 00:03:29,134 Not what I said. 107 00:03:29,135 --> 00:03:30,339 When you broke up with me. 108 00:03:30,340 --> 00:03:31,981 Sorry, you said you wanted to build a future 109 00:03:31,982 --> 00:03:34,023 with someone with more years to share. 110 00:03:34,024 --> 00:03:35,431 That is what I said. 111 00:03:35,432 --> 00:03:36,436 Doesn't matter, 112 00:03:36,437 --> 00:03:38,177 because here you are, getting married 113 00:03:38,178 --> 00:03:40,019 to the serbian bagel girl. 114 00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:41,225 By the way, are we 100% sure 115 00:03:41,226 --> 00:03:43,101 that she is not a war criminal? 116 00:03:43,102 --> 00:03:44,239 Don't look at me like that. 117 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:45,412 Am I the only person here 118 00:03:45,413 --> 00:03:46,584 who saw Angelina jolie's movie? 119 00:03:46,585 --> 00:03:47,924 She's not a war criminal. 120 00:03:47,925 --> 00:03:50,034 Whatever, you guys. I'm so happy for you. 121 00:03:50,035 --> 00:03:51,843 I only want the best for the two of you. 122 00:03:51,844 --> 00:03:53,518 One of you. Let's wrap it up. 123 00:03:53,519 --> 00:03:54,455 L'chaim! [Glass breaks] 124 00:03:54,456 --> 00:03:56,130 Everyone, great talking to you. 125 00:03:56,131 --> 00:03:57,169 Huh! 126 00:03:57,170 --> 00:03:58,006 Great, awesome. Thank you. 127 00:03:58,007 --> 00:03:59,680 Brilliant. 128 00:04:01,155 --> 00:04:04,035 I'm Sandra bullock! 129 00:04:04,036 --> 00:04:05,911 [Upbeat techno music] 130 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:07,199 [Horn honks] 131 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:08,329 Racist! 132 00:04:08,330 --> 00:04:10,667 Ooh, a shortcut. 133 00:04:11,848 --> 00:04:13,916 Aah! 134 00:04:17,199 --> 00:04:20,096 Mindy. Mindy, down here. 135 00:04:20,682 --> 00:04:22,390 I've been waiting for you. 136 00:04:25,705 --> 00:04:27,591 Can I tell you something, girl to girl? 137 00:04:29,357 --> 00:04:31,820 You are acting like a [Bleep] idiot. 138 00:04:33,544 --> 00:04:35,051 If you don't pull it together, 139 00:04:35,052 --> 00:04:37,027 no one will ever love you. 140 00:04:40,243 --> 00:04:42,855 At least I have a boyfriend. 141 00:04:42,856 --> 00:04:45,099 (Mindy) And when that hot, mean doll 142 00:04:45,100 --> 00:04:48,247 pointed out that even she had a boyfriend, 143 00:04:48,248 --> 00:04:50,994 I just started to cry. 144 00:04:50,995 --> 00:04:53,540 This is not where I should be. 145 00:05:01,311 --> 00:05:02,583 It's important for you to know 146 00:05:02,584 --> 00:05:04,526 that this is not really who I am. 147 00:05:04,527 --> 00:05:08,411 Or who I have been is not who I'm going to be. 148 00:05:08,412 --> 00:05:11,492 We have you down for three counts of public intoxication, 149 00:05:11,493 --> 00:05:13,569 theft, and disorderly conduct. 150 00:05:13,570 --> 00:05:14,909 I'm sorry, disorderly conduct? 151 00:05:14,910 --> 00:05:16,742 Aren't there rapists and murderers out there? 152 00:05:16,743 --> 00:05:18,057 When you are disorderly, 153 00:05:18,058 --> 00:05:20,435 you are a rapist of peace and quiet. 154 00:05:20,436 --> 00:05:22,412 That's a little... okay. 155 00:05:22,413 --> 00:05:23,349 She's been bailed out. 156 00:05:23,350 --> 00:05:24,698 Gwen, my hero. 157 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:26,130 It has been great 158 00:05:26,131 --> 00:05:27,637 working with you 159 00:05:27,638 --> 00:05:29,814 and seeing this process from the inside. 160 00:05:29,815 --> 00:05:31,020 Before I leave, 161 00:05:31,021 --> 00:05:33,632 would it be possible to get a tour 162 00:05:33,633 --> 00:05:34,838 of the special victims unit? 163 00:05:34,839 --> 00:05:36,780 [Clears throat] No? Okay, bye. 164 00:05:37,987 --> 00:05:38,857 (Gwen) Did you think that Tom 165 00:05:38,858 --> 00:05:40,264 was just gonna ditch the wedding 166 00:05:40,265 --> 00:05:41,738 and run off with you like you're Katherine Heigl? 167 00:05:41,739 --> 00:05:43,212 Kind of, yes. 168 00:05:43,213 --> 00:05:44,753 Well, your life is not a romantic comedy. 169 00:05:44,754 --> 00:05:46,763 Right now it seems more like a sad documentary 170 00:05:46,764 --> 00:05:48,136 about a criminally insane spinster. 171 00:05:48,137 --> 00:05:49,819 It kinda sounds like I could win an Oscar though. 172 00:05:49,820 --> 00:05:51,660 I think I should cancel that date tonight with Dennis. 173 00:05:51,661 --> 00:05:52,792 Gwen, no. 174 00:05:52,793 --> 00:05:54,198 Listen, I'm just being real with you. 175 00:05:54,199 --> 00:05:56,560 Carl and I know, like, three datable guys 176 00:05:56,561 --> 00:05:57,614 that we can set friends up with, 177 00:05:57,615 --> 00:05:58,695 and I can't squander them 178 00:05:58,696 --> 00:06:00,964 on a high-risk situation like this. 179 00:06:00,965 --> 00:06:02,270 Okay, I promise you, Gwen, 180 00:06:02,271 --> 00:06:03,442 this drunk, crime-committing person, 181 00:06:03,443 --> 00:06:04,815 she's history. 182 00:06:04,816 --> 00:06:06,944 There's no reason for me to live my life like this. 183 00:06:06,945 --> 00:06:09,539 I went to a good college, I am a doctor. 184 00:06:09,540 --> 00:06:10,753 This is boring. 185 00:06:10,754 --> 00:06:12,553 My body mass index is not great, 186 00:06:12,554 --> 00:06:14,521 but I'm not, like, precious or anything, you know? 187 00:06:14,522 --> 00:06:15,869 This is boring. 188 00:06:15,870 --> 00:06:17,745 You know what, you are boring. Contribute something. 189 00:06:17,746 --> 00:06:19,251 Don't call my daughter boring. 190 00:06:19,252 --> 00:06:20,289 Honey, you're fascinating. 191 00:06:20,290 --> 00:06:21,898 Hmm. 192 00:06:21,899 --> 00:06:22,979 Listen, Gwen, 193 00:06:22,980 --> 00:06:24,242 I cannot keep hooking up with Jeremy 194 00:06:24,243 --> 00:06:25,616 and then later asking him, 195 00:06:25,617 --> 00:06:26,788 "hey, what's our deal anyway?" 196 00:06:26,789 --> 00:06:28,262 That British guy, he is bad news. 197 00:06:28,263 --> 00:06:29,803 We do not know that he is bad news. 198 00:06:29,804 --> 00:06:31,142 I think he has a good heart. 199 00:06:31,143 --> 00:06:33,151 I think he's Hugh grant in about a boy. 200 00:06:33,152 --> 00:06:35,932 I think that he is Hugh grant in real life. 201 00:06:35,933 --> 00:06:37,086 Mindy? 202 00:06:37,087 --> 00:06:38,478 I hate to interrupt 203 00:06:38,479 --> 00:06:39,727 because I see you're enjoying 204 00:06:39,728 --> 00:06:41,090 some well-deserved BFF time. 205 00:06:41,091 --> 00:06:42,162 Hello, Gwendolyn. 206 00:06:42,163 --> 00:06:43,066 Hi. 207 00:06:43,067 --> 00:06:44,607 Your patient, Allison silverman, 208 00:06:44,608 --> 00:06:45,588 is going into labor. 209 00:06:45,589 --> 00:06:47,052 The one with insurance? 210 00:06:47,053 --> 00:06:48,158 Oh, hell yes, okay. 211 00:06:48,159 --> 00:06:49,028 Bye, guys. Gotta go. 212 00:06:49,029 --> 00:06:50,234 Love you. Bye, love you. 213 00:06:50,235 --> 00:06:52,243 [Rock music] 214 00:06:52,244 --> 00:06:53,550 (Man) Hey! 215 00:06:54,002 --> 00:06:57,469 It's fine. I'm a doctor! 216 00:06:57,470 --> 00:06:58,985 Medical emergency! 217 00:07:00,753 --> 00:07:02,793 [Baby crying] 218 00:07:02,794 --> 00:07:04,436 Congratulations. 219 00:07:04,437 --> 00:07:05,441 There you go. 220 00:07:05,442 --> 00:07:07,618 I'm on call. 221 00:07:07,619 --> 00:07:09,159 So you delivered my patient? 222 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:11,938 You're welcome. 223 00:07:11,939 --> 00:07:14,384 May I say you look great? 224 00:07:14,385 --> 00:07:16,929 Sorry, Danny, I didn't have time to get dolled up for you 225 00:07:16,930 --> 00:07:18,805 because I was kind of busy freeing myself 226 00:07:18,806 --> 00:07:20,312 from wrongful imprisonment. Wrongful? 227 00:07:20,313 --> 00:07:21,719 My God, you think they'll ever catch the real drunk girl 228 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:23,996 who fell into the pool? That's hilarious. 229 00:07:23,997 --> 00:07:25,135 But I guess it's not hilarious 230 00:07:25,136 --> 00:07:26,508 when you get arrested for assault 231 00:07:26,509 --> 00:07:27,748 at a Bruce Springsteen concert. 232 00:07:27,749 --> 00:07:29,188 First of all, it's a Springsteen show, 233 00:07:29,189 --> 00:07:30,805 not a Bruce Springsteen concert. 234 00:07:30,806 --> 00:07:32,236 You sound ignorant. 235 00:07:32,237 --> 00:07:33,709 Second of all, you don't show up at a Springsteen show 236 00:07:33,710 --> 00:07:35,385 wearing a John cougar mellencamp t-shirt 237 00:07:35,386 --> 00:07:37,227 unless you want to get punched in the face. 238 00:07:37,228 --> 00:07:38,466 How did I get 239 00:07:38,467 --> 00:07:40,041 into this Springsteen-mellencamp conversation again? 240 00:07:40,042 --> 00:07:41,883 Oh, and Mrs. silverman asked if I'd be her doctor from now on, 241 00:07:41,884 --> 00:07:43,189 and I said yes. 242 00:07:43,190 --> 00:07:45,198 Are you kidding me? 243 00:07:45,199 --> 00:07:46,772 So now you're stealing my patient? 244 00:07:46,773 --> 00:07:48,916 It's not stealing if she wanted to go. 245 00:07:48,917 --> 00:07:50,290 Leave her alone, Danny. She's had a rough night. 246 00:07:50,291 --> 00:07:51,612 And whose fault is that? 247 00:07:51,613 --> 00:07:53,170 Everyone loses it at weddings. 248 00:07:53,171 --> 00:07:54,745 They're designed to exploit our sentimental side. 249 00:07:54,746 --> 00:07:56,955 Thank you. I agree with that. 250 00:07:56,956 --> 00:07:59,902 I can't recall a wedding where I didn't end up 251 00:07:59,903 --> 00:08:02,080 in the arms of some woman I met that night. 252 00:08:02,081 --> 00:08:03,453 And not because she was vulnerable. 253 00:08:03,454 --> 00:08:06,099 'Cause I was. 254 00:08:06,100 --> 00:08:07,673 You know, I used to think that sex addiction 255 00:08:07,674 --> 00:08:10,085 was made up by male celebrities, 256 00:08:10,086 --> 00:08:11,491 but now I think it's real. 257 00:08:11,492 --> 00:08:12,797 That's not cool. 258 00:08:12,798 --> 00:08:14,841 Yes, yeah, I love sex. I do it a lot. 259 00:08:14,842 --> 00:08:16,180 I do it well. 260 00:08:16,181 --> 00:08:17,487 But I'm not addicted to it. 261 00:08:17,488 --> 00:08:19,530 I'm addicted to attention. 262 00:08:19,531 --> 00:08:21,741 That is so interesting. 263 00:08:21,742 --> 00:08:23,683 Listen, I'm all for lonely people making connections, 264 00:08:23,684 --> 00:08:25,492 but this is the doctors' lounge, 265 00:08:25,493 --> 00:08:26,864 not the wooded area 266 00:08:26,865 --> 00:08:28,942 behind the highway rest stop, all right? 267 00:08:28,943 --> 00:08:30,080 I mean, really, 268 00:08:30,081 --> 00:08:32,626 guys, I hate that I can't read 269 00:08:32,627 --> 00:08:34,033 the newspaper in here anymore. 270 00:08:34,034 --> 00:08:35,004 Yeah, we get it, Danny. 271 00:08:35,005 --> 00:08:36,645 You read the newspaper. 272 00:08:36,646 --> 00:08:37,985 You're so much smarter than us. 273 00:08:37,986 --> 00:08:39,022 We get it, Danny. 274 00:08:39,023 --> 00:08:40,054 You're so much smarter than us. 275 00:08:40,055 --> 00:08:41,502 I am though. 276 00:08:41,503 --> 00:08:44,350 I'm smarter than you. 277 00:08:47,365 --> 00:08:49,642 You look so trashy right now. 278 00:08:49,643 --> 00:08:50,647 I know. 279 00:08:50,648 --> 00:08:52,958 I'm sorry. No, I love it. 280 00:08:52,959 --> 00:08:55,168 Do you wanna hang out? We are hanging out. 281 00:08:55,169 --> 00:08:57,513 Let's hang out deep. 282 00:09:01,466 --> 00:09:04,245 Oh, God. 283 00:09:04,246 --> 00:09:05,953 Sorry, thank you for the offer. What? 284 00:09:05,954 --> 00:09:07,226 I want to. You should. 285 00:09:07,227 --> 00:09:08,398 And I can't. Okay. 286 00:09:08,399 --> 00:09:09,772 You're gorgeous. Okay, I gotta go. 287 00:09:09,773 --> 00:09:10,776 I gotta go. 288 00:09:10,777 --> 00:09:12,652 This sucks. I hate my life. 289 00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:14,193 Take that trashiness with you. Okay, thanks. 290 00:09:14,194 --> 00:09:15,533 Okay, good-bye. 291 00:09:15,534 --> 00:09:18,279 [The Watson twins' how am I to be] 292 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:20,054 [Camera shutter clicks] 293 00:09:20,055 --> 00:09:23,035 ™ª how am I to be 294 00:09:23,036 --> 00:09:26,150 ♪ with all your silly ways 295 00:09:26,151 --> 00:09:27,558 ♪ now 296 00:09:30,897 --> 00:09:32,035 note to self, 297 00:09:32,036 --> 00:09:33,542 try to change your life today. 298 00:09:33,543 --> 00:09:36,255 I'm gonna take the stairs instead of taking the elevator, 299 00:09:36,256 --> 00:09:37,665 or escalator maybe. 300 00:09:37,666 --> 00:09:38,667 Baby steps. 301 00:09:38,668 --> 00:09:39,940 There's a patient waiting in your office. 302 00:09:39,941 --> 00:09:43,024 That's great news. Thank you, Betsy. 303 00:09:43,025 --> 00:09:44,662 Nasreen, you are nine months pregnant, 304 00:09:44,663 --> 00:09:45,935 and you don't have health insurance. 305 00:09:45,936 --> 00:09:47,610 I'm sorry, I just... 306 00:09:47,611 --> 00:09:49,786 I can't take you on as a patient. 307 00:09:49,787 --> 00:09:51,629 But my aunt and uncle said you were the person to go to. 308 00:09:51,630 --> 00:09:52,667 I was. 309 00:09:52,668 --> 00:09:54,810 And I really, really want to help you. 310 00:09:54,811 --> 00:09:57,022 It's just that I'm at this point in my life 311 00:09:57,023 --> 00:09:58,830 where I can't just do what I want to do. 312 00:09:58,831 --> 00:09:59,771 You know, I have to do things 313 00:09:59,772 --> 00:10:01,781 that really move my life forward. 314 00:10:01,782 --> 00:10:02,648 Like... like spinning. 315 00:10:02,649 --> 00:10:04,591 Do you guys know what that is? 316 00:10:04,592 --> 00:10:05,562 We won't tell anybody. 317 00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:06,735 Still, people could find out. 318 00:10:06,736 --> 00:10:08,409 How? 319 00:10:08,410 --> 00:10:10,251 Um, let's see, I talk a lot. 320 00:10:10,252 --> 00:10:12,328 You know, like in my sleep, on a date. 321 00:10:12,329 --> 00:10:13,534 I drink a lot. 322 00:10:13,535 --> 00:10:14,842 So I just, I can't control it. 323 00:10:14,843 --> 00:10:17,721 [Speaking foreign language] 324 00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:22,143 Okay, okay, okay, look, look. 325 00:10:22,144 --> 00:10:24,453 I will take you on as a patient, 326 00:10:24,454 --> 00:10:26,463 but you just need to look me in the eye 327 00:10:26,464 --> 00:10:27,937 and promise me that you will have health insurance 328 00:10:27,938 --> 00:10:30,047 by the time she delivers. 329 00:10:30,048 --> 00:10:32,525 But I can't promise it. I don't know if it's true. 330 00:10:32,526 --> 00:10:34,234 It doesn't have to be true. I just need to hear it. 331 00:10:34,235 --> 00:10:35,610 I do this with guys all the time. 332 00:10:35,611 --> 00:10:37,584 I promise we will have insurance. 333 00:10:37,585 --> 00:10:40,363 Great, thank you. Welcome. 334 00:10:40,364 --> 00:10:44,081 Hey, you two, quick question. 335 00:10:44,082 --> 00:10:45,890 Do you care about my career and want me to succeed? 336 00:10:45,891 --> 00:10:47,501 More than anything in the world. 337 00:10:47,502 --> 00:10:48,971 Okay, well, if that is the case, 338 00:10:48,972 --> 00:10:50,981 why are you sending me non-english-speaking 339 00:10:50,982 --> 00:10:52,358 pregnant immigrants with no health insurance, 340 00:10:52,359 --> 00:10:54,632 with literally, like, burkas and stuff? 341 00:10:54,633 --> 00:10:56,976 I thought she might be rich with oil money. 342 00:10:56,977 --> 00:10:59,087 Well, she wasn't. She was poor with nothing money. 343 00:10:59,088 --> 00:11:00,460 Well, why wouldn't you just tell her no? 344 00:11:00,461 --> 00:11:01,833 Because I am not good at saying no. 345 00:11:01,834 --> 00:11:03,407 Okay, one time I left a flea market 346 00:11:03,408 --> 00:11:04,714 with a samurai sword. 347 00:11:04,715 --> 00:11:06,153 I just... I need a different kind of patient. 348 00:11:06,154 --> 00:11:08,163 More white patients, done. 349 00:11:08,164 --> 00:11:10,207 Well, don't write that. 350 00:11:10,208 --> 00:11:11,784 [Whispers] But yes. 351 00:11:12,284 --> 00:11:16,939 So do you guys want to see an amazing first-date outfit? 352 00:11:16,940 --> 00:11:18,178 Yes. For sure. 353 00:11:19,419 --> 00:11:20,757 Oh, my gosh! 354 00:11:20,758 --> 00:11:22,767 I mean, I don't know. Wow. 355 00:11:22,768 --> 00:11:24,442 Gotta give it up, you look hot. 356 00:11:24,443 --> 00:11:26,083 Thank you for giving it up, shauna. 357 00:11:26,084 --> 00:11:27,820 Okay. Boy. 358 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:29,116 I can hear you. What? 359 00:11:29,117 --> 00:11:30,772 That's not a good date outfit. 360 00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:31,911 What are you talking about? 361 00:11:31,912 --> 00:11:33,083 It's glamorous, and it's awesome. 362 00:11:33,084 --> 00:11:34,561 Girls may like that stuff, but guys don't. 363 00:11:34,562 --> 00:11:36,333 Um, I think I know what guys like. 364 00:11:36,334 --> 00:11:38,141 Maybe. Is your date with Elton John 365 00:11:38,142 --> 00:11:39,481 on new year's Eve? 366 00:11:39,482 --> 00:11:40,485 [Shauna and Betsy giggle] 367 00:11:40,486 --> 00:11:41,691 That's not funny. 368 00:11:41,692 --> 00:11:44,539 That is insensitive to gay men and to me. 369 00:11:44,540 --> 00:11:45,576 Morning, everybody. 370 00:11:45,577 --> 00:11:46,883 Good morning. 371 00:11:46,884 --> 00:11:48,223 Dr. shulman, do you like my outfit? 372 00:11:48,224 --> 00:11:49,428 It's glitzy. 373 00:11:49,429 --> 00:11:50,638 Got razzle-dazzle, 374 00:11:50,639 --> 00:11:53,280 like a fishing lure. 375 00:11:53,281 --> 00:11:55,122 But do you like it? 376 00:11:55,123 --> 00:11:58,472 Danny, you know, I like it because she likes it so much. 377 00:11:58,473 --> 00:12:00,016 Mindy, what's the occasion? 378 00:12:00,017 --> 00:12:01,621 First date. First date? 379 00:12:01,622 --> 00:12:03,697 Exciting. 380 00:12:03,698 --> 00:12:06,109 Remember, you're worth waiting for. 381 00:12:09,358 --> 00:12:10,831 He hates it. 382 00:12:10,832 --> 00:12:12,104 He didn't say that. 383 00:12:12,105 --> 00:12:13,377 Anyway, that's just my two cents, 384 00:12:13,378 --> 00:12:14,549 but what do I know? 385 00:12:14,550 --> 00:12:17,430 I'm just a wealthy, single heterosexual male. 386 00:12:17,431 --> 00:12:19,573 Well, what do you think she should wear, Dr. Castellano? 387 00:12:19,574 --> 00:12:21,285 She didn't grow up in this country. 388 00:12:21,286 --> 00:12:22,621 Actually, I did grow up in this country, Betsy. 389 00:12:22,622 --> 00:12:23,794 Thank you. Oh. 390 00:12:23,795 --> 00:12:25,066 But answer the question. 391 00:12:25,067 --> 00:12:26,172 Easy, tight dress, 392 00:12:26,173 --> 00:12:27,277 shoes that won't make you complain 393 00:12:27,278 --> 00:12:28,249 about walking two blocks. 394 00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:29,454 Not a lot of makeup. 395 00:12:29,455 --> 00:12:31,331 Look hot. Keep it simple. 396 00:12:31,332 --> 00:12:33,407 Okay, thank you. Sure. 397 00:12:33,408 --> 00:12:35,282 I'm just gonna take fashion advice from... 398 00:12:35,283 --> 00:12:36,588 [Deep-voiced] Danny Castellano. 399 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,096 You're welcome. 400 00:12:38,097 --> 00:12:40,042 'Cause Danny Castellano, he really gets women, you know? 401 00:12:40,043 --> 00:12:41,981 I do, don't I? Just ask his wife. 402 00:12:41,982 --> 00:12:45,230 Oh, I'm sorry, his, um, ex-wife. 403 00:12:48,715 --> 00:12:50,172 You know what would really look great? 404 00:12:50,173 --> 00:12:51,345 Yeah? What? 405 00:12:51,346 --> 00:12:53,705 If you lost 15 pounds. 406 00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:55,178 What? 407 00:12:55,179 --> 00:12:56,580 Do you wanna get smacked? 408 00:12:56,581 --> 00:12:58,661 No, I don't wanna get smacked, Dr. Lahiri, 409 00:12:58,662 --> 00:13:00,235 not in my place of work. 410 00:13:00,236 --> 00:13:03,150 I want to peacefully go about my day. 411 00:13:03,151 --> 00:13:04,557 (Jeremy) Do not listen to him. 412 00:13:04,558 --> 00:13:06,097 You are beautiful. 413 00:13:06,098 --> 00:13:08,387 Don't let anybody tell you otherwise. 414 00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:11,025 If you need me, I'll be in my office. 415 00:13:13,903 --> 00:13:16,383 [Rock music] 416 00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:19,663 ™ª 417 00:13:19,664 --> 00:13:21,136 okay, okay, okay. 418 00:13:21,137 --> 00:13:22,241 That's enough, that's enough. 419 00:13:22,242 --> 00:13:23,381 We're at work for God's sake. 420 00:13:23,382 --> 00:13:25,491 Come on. This is really unprofessional. 421 00:13:25,492 --> 00:13:28,673 Oh, great, we broke this model of the human pelvis. 422 00:13:28,674 --> 00:13:30,380 What's wrong with us? 423 00:13:30,381 --> 00:13:31,553 I'm 31 right now. 424 00:13:31,554 --> 00:13:32,859 I can't do this kinda thing anymore. 425 00:13:32,860 --> 00:13:34,303 I need to give myself a chance. 426 00:13:34,304 --> 00:13:35,807 And if that doesn't work out, 427 00:13:35,808 --> 00:13:39,391 we could maybe resume this in my 40s, 50s, and 60s. 428 00:13:39,392 --> 00:13:40,764 Yeah, I'm not gonna want to have sex with you 429 00:13:40,765 --> 00:13:42,258 in your 40s, 50s, or 60s. 430 00:13:42,259 --> 00:13:43,511 That's really rude. 431 00:13:43,512 --> 00:13:44,649 And just so you know, when I'm that age, 432 00:13:44,650 --> 00:13:46,089 I'm gonna be super hot and have a bunch 433 00:13:46,090 --> 00:13:47,429 of really cute kids running around. Right. 434 00:13:47,430 --> 00:13:49,539 Meanwhile, you are gonna be some weirdo alcoholic 435 00:13:49,540 --> 00:13:51,134 trying to write a novel in Cuba. 436 00:13:51,135 --> 00:13:52,223 Poems, but... 437 00:13:52,224 --> 00:13:53,358 Doesn't matter. Right. 438 00:13:53,359 --> 00:13:54,664 You know what, I'm gonna take this, 439 00:13:54,665 --> 00:13:56,242 because I don't think you deserve to have it. 440 00:13:56,243 --> 00:13:58,501 I need some pens. Oh. 441 00:13:58,502 --> 00:13:59,487 [Door slams] 442 00:13:59,488 --> 00:14:01,061 Got more pens. 443 00:14:07,545 --> 00:14:09,435 [Elevator dings] 444 00:14:24,843 --> 00:14:27,522 You look nice. Go to hell. 445 00:14:29,755 --> 00:14:32,098 Dear lord, please let this date be good. 446 00:14:32,099 --> 00:14:34,375 May he have the wealth of mayor Bloomberg, 447 00:14:34,376 --> 00:14:36,385 the personality of jon Stewart, 448 00:14:36,386 --> 00:14:40,740 the face of Michael Fassbender. 449 00:14:40,741 --> 00:14:42,883 The penis of Michael Fassbender. 450 00:14:42,884 --> 00:14:44,190 And may... [Taxi meter beeps] 451 00:14:44,191 --> 00:14:46,065 Okay, okay. I'm going, I'm going. 452 00:14:46,066 --> 00:14:49,280 [Dinner music] 453 00:14:49,281 --> 00:14:55,303 ™ª 454 00:14:56,952 --> 00:14:57,954 hi. 455 00:14:57,955 --> 00:14:59,899 I'm Dennis. I'm mindy. 456 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,037 I just came from a delivery, 457 00:15:01,038 --> 00:15:02,645 so threw this on, raced over. 458 00:15:02,646 --> 00:15:05,994 Well, you look very pretty for having just raced over. 459 00:15:05,995 --> 00:15:07,367 I just wish that I had more time, you know, 460 00:15:07,368 --> 00:15:08,674 to get ready for this date. 461 00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,617 I mean, if it is a date. I don't care. 462 00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:13,330 We could just be here as bros, who cares? 463 00:15:13,331 --> 00:15:15,172 Not me. What should I get to eat? 464 00:15:15,173 --> 00:15:17,382 No, it's a date. 465 00:15:17,383 --> 00:15:20,565 Oh. 466 00:15:20,566 --> 00:15:23,211 Let's see, what should I order? 467 00:15:23,212 --> 00:15:26,216 I'm basically a vegetarian for moral reasons. 468 00:15:26,695 --> 00:15:29,508 I mean, I eat eggs and fish and hamburgers. 469 00:15:29,509 --> 00:15:31,082 Never steak. 470 00:15:31,083 --> 00:15:32,958 Well, you gotta draw the line somewhere. 471 00:15:32,959 --> 00:15:34,800 Wall street, huh? 472 00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:37,647 So you must have access to a lot of drugs. 473 00:15:37,648 --> 00:15:41,532 Actually, I don't have any access to drugs on wall street. 474 00:15:41,533 --> 00:15:42,571 Do you? 475 00:15:42,572 --> 00:15:44,010 No, no, no, I hate drugs. 476 00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:46,489 You know, I didn't know that pot and marijuana 477 00:15:46,490 --> 00:15:47,493 were the same thing until college. 478 00:15:47,494 --> 00:15:48,499 Really? 479 00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:51,313 Okay, so we were talking 480 00:15:51,314 --> 00:15:53,188 about how you grew up very handsome 481 00:15:53,189 --> 00:15:56,135 and how difficult that was for you. 482 00:15:56,136 --> 00:15:57,240 Can I just admit something here? 483 00:15:57,241 --> 00:15:58,849 Mm-hmm. 484 00:15:58,850 --> 00:16:01,763 Carl warned me that you can be a little bit, 485 00:16:01,764 --> 00:16:04,074 not crazy, 486 00:16:04,075 --> 00:16:05,077 but dramatic. 487 00:16:05,078 --> 00:16:06,385 Carl said that? 488 00:16:06,386 --> 00:16:08,830 I will kill... 489 00:16:08,831 --> 00:16:11,141 To, uh, know why he would say something like that. 490 00:16:11,142 --> 00:16:12,414 That Carl. 491 00:16:12,415 --> 00:16:13,686 I just think it's really funny 492 00:16:13,687 --> 00:16:16,400 because I find you so charming and down-to-earth. 493 00:16:16,401 --> 00:16:19,749 Thank you. Yeah, I hate drama. 494 00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:21,792 My idea of the perfect night is... 495 00:16:21,793 --> 00:16:23,065 Staying at home. Staying at home. 496 00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:24,137 Yes! 497 00:16:24,138 --> 00:16:26,482 Eating, um, salad. 498 00:16:26,483 --> 00:16:28,324 Hello, Caprese. Yeah, yeah. 499 00:16:28,325 --> 00:16:29,798 Uh, miss? 500 00:16:29,799 --> 00:16:31,104 There's a boy on the phone named Max. 501 00:16:31,105 --> 00:16:32,611 He says it's an emergency. 502 00:16:32,612 --> 00:16:34,989 I, uh, respectfully decline. 503 00:16:34,990 --> 00:16:36,697 He says he's called you several times. 504 00:16:36,698 --> 00:16:38,673 It's the son of a patient. 505 00:16:38,674 --> 00:16:40,080 You know what, take it. By all means, it's not... 506 00:16:40,081 --> 00:16:41,119 No, no, no. 507 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:42,860 There's a lot of doctors who can cover me, 508 00:16:42,861 --> 00:16:44,569 so he's just so attached to me. 509 00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:46,779 Kids love me. 510 00:16:46,780 --> 00:16:48,052 What do you want me to do? 511 00:16:48,053 --> 00:16:49,325 I don't care, babe. 512 00:16:49,326 --> 00:16:51,368 Just throw it away, hang it up, whatever you wanna do. 513 00:16:51,369 --> 00:16:53,210 It's your phone. 514 00:16:53,211 --> 00:16:54,932 I don't know 515 00:16:54,933 --> 00:16:57,397 what to tell you. 516 00:16:57,398 --> 00:16:59,708 You know what, just give me the phone. 517 00:16:59,709 --> 00:17:02,186 Give me the phone. 518 00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:03,158 Max. 519 00:17:03,159 --> 00:17:04,766 I am on a date right now. 520 00:17:04,767 --> 00:17:06,608 Do you know how difficult it is 521 00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:09,120 for a chubby 31-year-old woman to go on a legit date 522 00:17:09,121 --> 00:17:11,054 with a guy who majored in economics at Duke? 523 00:17:11,055 --> 00:17:13,474 Mm, I never told you those things. 524 00:17:13,475 --> 00:17:16,388 I looked it up online, okay? Relax. 525 00:17:16,389 --> 00:17:19,671 Please don't pull at my heartstrings. 526 00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:21,546 Okay, okay, okay. 527 00:17:21,547 --> 00:17:23,790 I'll be there. Okay, damn it. 528 00:17:23,791 --> 00:17:27,006 Dennis, I've had a great time, 529 00:17:27,007 --> 00:17:28,178 but I have to go. 530 00:17:28,179 --> 00:17:29,559 Oh. 531 00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:30,690 Yeah, I should be finished 532 00:17:30,691 --> 00:17:31,796 at, like, 2:00 or 3:00 in the morning. 533 00:17:31,797 --> 00:17:33,002 You could just come over. 534 00:17:33,003 --> 00:17:34,625 All right. 535 00:17:34,626 --> 00:17:36,049 Oh, no. 536 00:17:36,050 --> 00:17:37,959 No, no, not like that. No, I'm sorry. 537 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:39,935 No, I used to be like that. Really? 538 00:17:39,936 --> 00:17:41,341 But not anymore. Not with you. 539 00:17:41,342 --> 00:17:42,447 'Cause I'm not... 540 00:17:42,448 --> 00:17:43,987 No, you're great. I would love... 541 00:17:43,988 --> 00:17:45,024 Okay. 542 00:17:45,025 --> 00:17:46,499 At least not first date. Sure. 543 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,342 Third date, whole other story. 544 00:17:48,343 --> 00:17:49,379 Really? 545 00:17:49,380 --> 00:17:51,021 No, no, no, no. 546 00:17:51,022 --> 00:17:53,332 Because you, I like you, 547 00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:56,883 and I wouldn't want to ruin it with sex. 548 00:17:56,884 --> 00:18:00,869 Okay, it's kind of a... 549 00:18:00,870 --> 00:18:03,380 Roller coaster ride. 550 00:18:03,381 --> 00:18:05,893 [Traffic honking] 551 00:18:05,894 --> 00:18:08,908 [M.I.A.'s bad girls] 552 00:18:09,459 --> 00:18:11,051 Taxi! 553 00:18:11,052 --> 00:18:12,726 ™ª live fast, die young 554 00:18:12,727 --> 00:18:14,367 ♪ bad girls do it well 555 00:18:14,368 --> 00:18:16,042 ♪ live fast, die young 556 00:18:16,043 --> 00:18:17,315 ♪ bad girls do it well 557 00:18:17,316 --> 00:18:19,224 ♪ chain hits my chest 558 00:18:19,225 --> 00:18:20,831 ♪ when I'm banging on the dashboard ♪ 559 00:18:20,832 --> 00:18:22,339 ♪ my chain hits my chest 560 00:18:22,340 --> 00:18:24,650 ♪ when I'm banging on the radio ♪ 561 00:18:24,651 --> 00:18:25,687 ♪ get back 562 00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:27,832 ♪ get down 563 00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:30,947 ♪ pull me closer if you think you can hang ♪ 564 00:18:30,948 --> 00:18:31,918 ♪ hands up 565 00:18:31,919 --> 00:18:34,363 ♪ hands tied 566 00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:35,301 ♪ don't go screaming 567 00:18:35,302 --> 00:18:37,411 ♪ if I blow you with a bang ♪ 568 00:18:37,412 --> 00:18:39,153 ♪ ah, suki, suki 569 00:18:39,154 --> 00:18:41,196 ♪ I'm coming in the cherokee ♪ 570 00:18:41,197 --> 00:18:42,468 ♪ gasoline 571 00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:44,746 ♪ there's steam on the window screen ♪ 572 00:18:44,747 --> 00:18:45,986 ♪ take it, take it 573 00:18:45,987 --> 00:18:48,163 ♪ wheels bouncing like a trampoline ♪ 574 00:18:48,164 --> 00:18:49,360 ♪ when I get to where I'm going ♪ 575 00:18:49,361 --> 00:18:51,646 ♪ gonna have you trembling 576 00:18:51,647 --> 00:18:54,661 [upbeat music] 577 00:18:54,662 --> 00:19:00,684 ™ª 578 00:19:10,605 --> 00:19:12,413 who would actually do that? 579 00:19:12,414 --> 00:19:14,924 Billy, don't run. 580 00:19:14,925 --> 00:19:15,963 It's new year's. 581 00:19:15,964 --> 00:19:17,269 Go out and get laid, man. 582 00:19:17,270 --> 00:19:18,810 Danny, honestly, what is your problem? 583 00:19:18,811 --> 00:19:20,418 What's my problem? What's his problem? 584 00:19:20,419 --> 00:19:22,226 I'd be pissed off if I was Meg Ryan 585 00:19:22,227 --> 00:19:24,638 and some guy interrupted my new year's Eve like that. 586 00:19:24,639 --> 00:19:27,117 I'd be like, "hey, man, I'm just trying to party with my friends 587 00:19:27,118 --> 00:19:28,457 "and kiss some strangers at midnight. 588 00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:30,868 Like, leave me alone. What are you doing here?" 589 00:19:30,869 --> 00:19:32,376 Never speak for Meg Ryan again. 590 00:19:32,377 --> 00:19:33,648 I won't. 591 00:19:37,434 --> 00:19:39,510 I'm assuming your date is cancelled. 592 00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:42,424 Maybe I won't get married, you know? 593 00:19:42,425 --> 00:19:43,730 Maybe I'll do one of those 594 00:19:43,731 --> 00:19:45,103 eat, pray, love things. 595 00:19:45,104 --> 00:19:46,912 Ugh, no, I don't wanna pray. Forget it. 596 00:19:46,913 --> 00:19:48,118 I'll just die alone. 597 00:19:48,119 --> 00:19:49,591 So who's the guy? 598 00:19:49,592 --> 00:19:50,864 He was perfect, Danny. 599 00:19:50,865 --> 00:19:52,204 He was handsome, he had a job, 600 00:19:52,205 --> 00:19:53,744 he was exactly 7 inches taller than me, 601 00:19:53,745 --> 00:19:55,252 which you know is very important to me. 602 00:19:55,253 --> 00:19:56,592 Was he a man? 603 00:19:56,593 --> 00:19:58,602 What do you mean? Yeah, of course he was a man. 604 00:19:58,603 --> 00:20:01,113 No, I mean, like, was he a man? 605 00:20:01,114 --> 00:20:02,353 Danny, don't just repeat it 606 00:20:02,354 --> 00:20:04,385 and expect me to understand what you're saying. 607 00:20:04,386 --> 00:20:08,516 Was this the kinda guy who, if you heard glass breaking 608 00:20:08,517 --> 00:20:10,023 in the middle of the night, is he gonna jump out of bed, 609 00:20:10,024 --> 00:20:11,865 say, "stay here," and look through the house naked 610 00:20:11,866 --> 00:20:13,004 with a baseball bat, 611 00:20:13,005 --> 00:20:14,545 or is he gonna hide under the covers with you? 612 00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:16,890 I don't know, that's a good question. 613 00:20:16,891 --> 00:20:19,033 Is this the kinda guy who is gonna get grossed out 614 00:20:19,034 --> 00:20:20,172 when you give birth, 615 00:20:20,173 --> 00:20:21,411 or is he gonna dry your forehead 616 00:20:21,412 --> 00:20:22,751 and tell you you look beautiful 617 00:20:22,752 --> 00:20:24,493 while all that disgusting stuff is coming out of you? 618 00:20:24,494 --> 00:20:27,943 I couldn't glean that from this one date we had. 619 00:20:27,944 --> 00:20:29,048 Is this the kinda guy that's not afraid 620 00:20:29,049 --> 00:20:31,091 to get into a fistfight at a Springsteen show 621 00:20:31,092 --> 00:20:32,933 because someone really disrespects him? Okay, okay. 622 00:20:32,934 --> 00:20:34,440 And he'll just put it out... Okay, okay. 623 00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:36,316 And he'll take 'em down right there, right now? 624 00:20:36,317 --> 00:20:37,623 You're just talking about yourself. 625 00:20:37,624 --> 00:20:39,163 I'm not talking about myself. Okay. 626 00:20:39,164 --> 00:20:41,039 Maybe there's some overlap. 627 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,652 Yeah. 628 00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:47,637 You know, you actually didn't do 629 00:20:47,638 --> 00:20:49,111 a terrible job with that breech. 630 00:20:49,112 --> 00:20:51,020 I knew it, you stalker. 631 00:20:51,021 --> 00:20:52,963 I knew it, you were trying to steal my delivery. 632 00:20:52,964 --> 00:20:54,805 Well, sure, I never know when you're gonna get wasted 633 00:20:54,806 --> 00:20:56,446 and spend the night in jail. 634 00:20:56,447 --> 00:20:58,288 I gotta pounce on those opportunities, 635 00:20:58,289 --> 00:21:00,968 with the economy and all. 636 00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:02,960 [Scoffs] 637 00:21:02,961 --> 00:21:05,992 Danny, that was kinda funny. 638 00:21:05,993 --> 00:21:07,265 What, with the economy line? 639 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,174 Yeah. Yes. 640 00:21:12,658 --> 00:21:14,767 You know, this morning I woke up in jail 641 00:21:14,768 --> 00:21:17,247 'cause I was broken up over a guy 642 00:21:17,248 --> 00:21:19,089 who fixes teeth for a living. That's crazy. 643 00:21:19,090 --> 00:21:20,898 Now I'm watching one of my favorite movies. 644 00:21:20,899 --> 00:21:23,140 I just delivered a baby into this world. 645 00:21:23,141 --> 00:21:25,151 I have a new patient. That's great. 646 00:21:25,152 --> 00:21:26,692 This is working. 647 00:21:26,693 --> 00:21:28,835 This is progress. 648 00:21:28,836 --> 00:21:31,649 This is finally turning... What are you doing? 649 00:21:31,650 --> 00:21:33,826 Now we're talking. 650 00:21:33,827 --> 00:21:35,066 I am sharing my feelings with you. 651 00:21:35,067 --> 00:21:36,237 I want to share this show with you. 652 00:21:36,238 --> 00:21:37,410 It's a great show. 653 00:21:37,411 --> 00:21:39,185 I've seen this episode before. 654 00:21:39,186 --> 00:21:40,474 There are different episodes of this? 655 00:21:40,475 --> 00:21:42,802 (Mindy) Okay, Gwen, let me defend myself. 656 00:21:42,803 --> 00:21:45,281 Because even though I messed up the date with Dennis, 657 00:21:45,282 --> 00:21:47,392 I think that he was almost too perfect. 658 00:21:47,393 --> 00:21:49,601 Like maybe he was a serial murderer or something. 659 00:21:49,602 --> 00:21:52,281 If he's a serial murderer, then Carl's a serial murderer. 660 00:21:52,282 --> 00:21:53,285 [Buzzer sounds] 661 00:21:53,286 --> 00:21:54,324 Who's that? 662 00:21:54,325 --> 00:21:56,258 Uh, delivery. I ordered some clear soup. 663 00:21:56,259 --> 00:21:57,942 Clear soup? That's not a thing. 664 00:21:57,943 --> 00:21:59,717 It is a thing. It is a thing. 665 00:21:59,718 --> 00:22:01,828 Tell your clear soup hello for me. 666 00:22:01,829 --> 00:22:03,904 Okay, I will. 667 00:22:03,905 --> 00:22:05,377 Hi. 668 00:22:07,054 --> 00:22:10,033 Hey, Gwen, um... Mm-hmm. 669 00:22:10,034 --> 00:22:12,077 I really am changing though. 670 00:22:12,078 --> 00:22:13,852 I just feel very motivated, 671 00:22:13,853 --> 00:22:16,029 and tomorrow is going to be different. 672 00:22:16,030 --> 00:22:17,987 And you know what, if not tomorrow, 673 00:22:18,576 --> 00:22:19,713 then the next day, I swear. 674 00:22:19,714 --> 00:22:21,689 Okay. Okay. 675 00:22:21,690 --> 00:22:25,373 [M.I.A.'s bad girls] 676 00:22:25,374 --> 00:22:26,914 ™ª live fast, die young 677 00:22:26,915 --> 00:22:29,325 ♪ bad girls do it well